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platysseus) wrote2010-04-21 10:52 pm
platysseus) wrote2010-04-21 10:52 pm
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Don't get me wrong; I like Clark...
But I love making fun of him (& seeing others do the same). :D
Have been scanning the Television Without Pity recap of last week's episode "Upgrade", and found this gem:
Clark says he's worried that Lois is holding something back from him. Yeah, maybe she's from another planet and she has super powers, and she moonlights as a vigilante, while hypocritically lying to her significant other about who and what she really is. No, wait, that's you, ya jackass.
Quickly followed by this:
She reaffirms that he's standing in the same spot as Lois the night before. Clark looks down and sees a manhole cover. A tiny light goes on above his head.
And then...
John is just arriving [...] Zod and Clark are surprised to see him. Well, Zod's surprised. Clark looks like he's posing for a coat ad in GQ.
LOL
And then, you know, Clark's inability to super spray & wipe...
Chloe is trying to clean the S-shield off the wall. Girl, make Clark do that! Then make him write, "I will not vandalise other people's property," a hundred times on the blackboard. And not in super-speed.
He stands there looking at his big S-shield on the wall instead of cleaning it up.
Chloe shakes her head. "If you wanted to redecorate the place, all you had to do was ask." She continues cleaning the S off her wall. Clark continues not helping.
Have been scanning the Television Without Pity recap of last week's episode "Upgrade", and found this gem:
Clark says he's worried that Lois is holding something back from him. Yeah, maybe she's from another planet and she has super powers, and she moonlights as a vigilante, while hypocritically lying to her significant other about who and what she really is. No, wait, that's you, ya jackass.
Quickly followed by this:
She reaffirms that he's standing in the same spot as Lois the night before. Clark looks down and sees a manhole cover. A tiny light goes on above his head.
And then...
John is just arriving [...] Zod and Clark are surprised to see him. Well, Zod's surprised. Clark looks like he's posing for a coat ad in GQ.
LOL
And then, you know, Clark's inability to super spray & wipe...
Chloe is trying to clean the S-shield off the wall. Girl, make Clark do that! Then make him write, "I will not vandalise other people's property," a hundred times on the blackboard. And not in super-speed.
He stands there looking at his big S-shield on the wall instead of cleaning it up.
Chloe shakes her head. "If you wanted to redecorate the place, all you had to do was ask." She continues cleaning the S off her wall. Clark continues not helping.
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